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Question: What are the opening lines of your erotic novel?


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Answer #1:

I oiled up my fat belly and jumped into bed.

Answer #2:

His tarzan was erect

Answer #3:

Rosie O'Donnell walked in the bedroom, her anus gaping with desire

Answer #4:

It was awesome!

Answer #5:

"as she was sliding her grimey hands up and down, i was breathless and felt an extreme burst of exhaustion for no apparent reason. i then saw her wrap her lips around the banana as if it was a mere toy. she glanced up at me...."

Answer #6:

the sweat glistened on her tanned skin...her nudity took my breath

Answer #7:

i got goosebumps by the view i had.i couldn't believe what i'm seeing& i yelled: YAYYYY BARNEYY

Answer #8:

There wasn't a lump there awhile ago.

Answer #9:

Chapter uno

"This one time at band camp...."

Answer #10:

"It started out big but nowhere near as big as what was to come..."

Answer #11:

As she backed into the elevator she suddenly felt something. Was the tall man behind her glad to see her or was he just holding a large salami?





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